Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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