Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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