You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
organizing the empties. That sober.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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