I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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