It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
Randomize
