Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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