It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Just cropdusted the office
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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