its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
wow bdsm is so cute
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Randomize
