Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
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