Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I called the bartender Mr. Intoxication last night. He thought it was funny until i threw up and blamed it on him
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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