it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
Randomize
