..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
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