Yo dont text me then not text me
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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