How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
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