Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
In America we eat man semen.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Randomize