i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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