Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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