I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
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