careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Best friends brother. Beat that.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
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