My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
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