how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
Randomize
