I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
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