mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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