I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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