South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
I understand Curling. That high.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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