ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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