i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
People in love make me want to vomit
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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