just survived the first fart of the relationship.
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
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