Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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