sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Randomize
