what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
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