this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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