Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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