its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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