Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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