I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
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