pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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