if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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