i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
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