what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
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