Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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