It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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