I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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