doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Drunk in a bar in Texas. The 24 y/o hottie I am chatting up just called me a male cougar. I am dealing with this whole turning 40 thing juuuust fine.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
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