how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
Randomize
