I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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