if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
You're like the curious george of whores
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
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