Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Randomize
