Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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