My brain says no but my pants say off.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
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