have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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