I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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