do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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