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I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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