Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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