? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Randomize
