Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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